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So I have a new layout. Thanks fanboy, but if you don't mind me asking...how the fuck did you get my password?! I think we need to have uh a boundary talk next time we bake okay? And out of curiosity, do you still have my wristband you practically ripped my arm off trying to get it when we were like 12? Just curious ;P

Yagyuu, the twerp is drinking with us Friday.

For my birthday this year, Jackal got me a plane ticket to go see him and so I'm taking Seiichi's advice I'm leaving Saturday and I'll be back next Friday I think. It'll be nice. The beach, sand, delicious food, and a best friend who's actually there for me. and maybe some tennis for old time's sake. Notice how I'm telling you guys where I'm going. Not just disappearing and swallowing fish or some shit like that :P

Email me if you need me, cause there is no way in hell I'm paying those stupid international rates to talk to you guys.

...Unless someone is dying. Then it's okay I guess :P

Try not to miss me too much ;)

(ooc: strikes deleteddd)

Guess who's coming to visit this weekend. Go on guess...

Okay you probably won't guess it anyways cause you're not a tensai so I'll tell you.

The twins. They are coming. Prepare yourselves.

My parents have a wedding or something, and they don't want to leave my 18 year old brothers with the house to themselves. Probably because they'll either a) burn the house down or b) throw a giant party, trash the place, then burn the house down.

Sooo who wants to babysit? Don't all raise your hands at once ;P

Yagyuu, I told them they could sleep with you!! Feel free to bake me as many cakes as you wish in gratitude.

P.S. Fanboy, cupcake making soon?

Between the cakes from my fanboy and the one Yagyuu made me, it's been a pretty damn good week. And what hasn't been good is suddenly good when accompanied by a alcoholic drink or two plus the cake. Our living room looks fucking awesome too.

ALSO

Everyone should check out Sanada's new hair style. It looks hoooooooooot~

( Private )

tehehehehe. heheheehe.

I just ate a giant bowl of candy. Two giant bowls of candy. Niou gave them to me. Cause he's awesome like that.

hehehehe.

I also have a sword that Sanada gave me ;)

Tensai Tekki!!!

ALSO.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU UN-SUPER GLUE TWO HEARTS STUCK TOGETHER!?

[ooc: Niou was experimenting with caffeine in Bunta's candy. This is the first...rather scary result :x]

OMFG (Tezuka, the f stands for freaking, not...the other word btw SO NO CANDY GOES IN THE SWEAR JAR) last night I did not sleep at all due to the fact that Tezuka decided to tell a story about wild, spleen-eating bears and chain saws and giant snakes and god knows what else. I don't know how he slept like the dead, Seiichi did too.

Other than that, coming home to a pitched tent in the living room was a blast, and I haven't left the tent at all except to use the bathroom and to grab some more blankets. Tezuka even delivered pancakes to me, which was way sweet. Oh and Sae, I would be sorry for all the text messages I sent last night from 5 a.m. I was scared and everyone was asleep., but I'm sure you were way amused by them when you woke up this morning ;P

All in all, there is a tent in our living room. It is awesome. Everyone should come chill in it.

Staying up all night, sitting on a park bench is a bitch. Don't ever do it. Two days later and my back is still killing me like no other due to the wooden splints digging into and knotting it. The stress probably doesn't help either I need a fucking massage or something.

Saeki, when do you want to go to the beach?

Niou's here now too. That means all we need is Akaya, Yagyuu, Jackal, and Yanagi to have a complete set. God, suddenly I feel like I'm playing Pokemon and have to 'catchem all'.

Sanada, you want your cupcakes still?

( Yukimura )

So I've only been here a couple of days and I just moved in yesterday, but I can't help but ask.....

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

My genius does not comprehend

I mean seriously. I WALKED RIGHT PAST YUKIMURA. THE LIGHT IN MY DARK PLACES. THE AMAZING BUCHOU WHOM I LOVED AND ADORED THROUGH ALL OF THOSE BACK BREAKING PRACTICES AT UNGODLY HOURS OF THE MORNING AND SCARED ME FOR LIFE WITH INSTENSE TRAINING MENUS. AND HE SAID NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.

And the I walked past Sanada whose slaps I loved earning more than life itself. AND NOTHING. FUCKING NOTHING AT ALL.

THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL EITHER OF YOU GUYS COULD HAVE EVER FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME. I WAS YOUR TENSAI. YOU KNOW? HALF OF THE AMAZING DOUBLES COMBINATION THAT NEVER LOST. OKAY WE LOST TWICE, BUT THOSE DON'T COUNT OKAY?

Plus I babysat your little twerp for you. Seriously I don't look that different than ten years ago. Bakas.

For those of you who don't me, I'm Marui Bunta. Tensai extraordinaire and new host or whatever at this club. Come get to know me because obviously, my old friends don't love me anymore =(

Tezuka-san, I took the liberty of putting all my sweets in the fridge. Hope you don't mind ;P